10. I have to count
9. I have to count backwards
8. I don’t like counting backwards (it’s not a space shuttle launch you know)
7. I like 7. I want to stop here.
6. You have to make stuff up when you run out of ideas (ever heard of a top 9 list?)
5. Five to go, no four
4. the four elements are fire, earth, air, and water. Chinese chuck in metal for 5
3. two, one
2. aren’t you bored yet?
1. this is a truly crappy post