1. Use Top 10 Lists. All the time.
2. Talk about Sociology. Like me.
3. Tell people the Ideal Vision of Things.
4. Review ScienceBlogs. In an exclusive 10 part series.
5. Not using pictures.
6. Get excited about Milton.
7. Use multisyllabic words. Every day.
8. Link to the Indian Natural Rubber Blog. (no offense)
9. Call yourself ggw without ever explaining why.
10. Blogging when tired.
Man, I feel like giving up sometimes.