Ideal Man

Metatrons Art Gallery
(reposted from the Joke Yard)

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE …NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON’T BEAT ME UP
2) WON’T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you? And what do you want?”

“Hi,” he said, ” your search is over, for I’m the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms so I can’t beat you up and no legs so I can’t run away.”

“Well, then,” she said, “what makes you think that you’re so great in bed?”

To which he replied,….. “Well, I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?

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5 Responses to “Ideal Man”

  1. tina Says:

    hahahaha that is awesome 😉 thanks for stopping by my blog – you write quite well!

  2. Kelly Says:

    Woo hoo! 😉 K

  3. Naughty Heather Says:

    yeah you knew i would be here to comment on that!!

    🙂

    very funny!

  4. irene Says:

    i am a widow i have been now for over a year a half and i could love to date again i want to meet the man of my dreams

  5. bgees Says:

    How bout Saiful?

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